Tea Breaks Pillows

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Tea of Love

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"Hipsters"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Why markets crash.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Things are looking up!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Teapot

1930's Lady.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'