Tea Time Thinker Pillows

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'The grudge match.'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

Relaxing on a sofa

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Thank you for the wedding present.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

Time for tea

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

To the best gran in the world.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Announcement at teatime

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

Teapot

1920's High Tea.

"Tea anyone?"

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'