Tea Time Analyst Pillows

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'The grudge match.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Andrew Marr

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Golf

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

To the best gran in the world.

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

Palin's Teabaggers

Announcement at teatime

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

Teapot

1920's High Tea.

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Quilp interupts at tea

"Tea anyone?"

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

Cat Lady

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'