Tea Time Analyst Mugs

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'The grudge match.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Golf

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Andrew Marr

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

To the best gran in the world.

Announcement at teatime

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

Palin's Teabaggers

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

Teapot

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

1920's High Tea.

"Tea anyone?"

Quilp interupts at tea

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

Cat Lady

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'

"I'm not into health foods. I need all the preservatives I can get."