Tea Time Traditionalists Pillows

Neither pensioner would own-up to having the extra sugar cube!

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

Relaxing on a sofa

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Thank you for the wedding present.

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Time for tea

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

Announcement at teatime

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

Teapot

1920's High Tea.

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"Mind if we play through?"

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'