Tee Time Traditionalist Pillows

"Mind if we play through?"

'He lived and died for golf.'

The Amateur Golfer

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Golfer couple just married

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

King of the Swingers.

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

Bull In a china shop

"Fore!"

'I need a continuance, your Honor.'

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

'I was watching that!'

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'

Joiner and 'political plumber'

He lived and died for golf.

Good luck making this shot.

Don't Drink and Putt - or even try to putt.