Tv Time Traditionalist Pillows

'I was watching that!'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

Unsocial Media

Who goes there - young Turk or old guard?

'You dropped your day planner.'

"Shall we relocate to the other room for the Queen's Tweet?"

"Mind if we play through?"

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

Visiting Santa

Bull In a china shop

Building a house.

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."

'In an age of GPS navigation, why do reindeer still guide your sleigh?'

Stars & Stripes: 'Thank your lucky stars...'

"Until we get a feel for the nineties, I think it's smart to stay home with small, seated dinners."

Joiner and 'political plumber'

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

'Eton Football (Special Report by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'Wait. Let me check the time. ... Yes! It's a new world record!'

'In the few minutes remaining, Dr. Nemo, could you briefly give us some idea what you've been talking about for the last hour?'

'Solve it? You mean without any smart phone app?'

'Let's face it we're on the shelf.'

"The cable's out, do you get channel 6?"