Tv Time Traditionalist Gifts

'I was watching that!'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

Luddite Zoom.

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

Unsocial Media

Who goes there - young Turk or old guard?

"Mind if we play through?"

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

'You dropped your day planner.'

"Shall we relocate to the other room for the Queen's Tweet?"

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

Visiting Santa

Bull In a china shop

No, we're NOT getting a convertible!

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."

Building a house.

'Wait. Let me check the time. ... Yes! It's a new world record!'

Stars & Stripes: 'Thank your lucky stars...'

'Eton Football (Special Report by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

"Until we get a feel for the nineties, I think it's smart to stay home with small, seated dinners."

'In an age of GPS navigation, why do reindeer still guide your sleigh?'

Joiner and 'political plumber'

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

'In the few minutes remaining, Dr. Nemo, could you briefly give us some idea what you've been talking about for the last hour?'

'Solve it? You mean without any smart phone app?'

'The doctor says he's got attention def what's on the telly?'