Tee Time Traditionalist Gifts

"Mind if we play through?"

The Amateur Golfer

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'You're away, Doc!'

Golfers lost on the road

Golf

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'What a divot?'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

King of the Swingers.

Golfer couple just married

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

Bull In a china shop

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Fore!"

'I need a continuance, your Honor.'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'

'I was watching that!'

Joiner and 'political plumber'

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

Good luck making this shot.

Don't Drink and Putt - or even try to putt.

He lived and died for golf.

"Well that's the first time I've ever seen a divot in one."