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Tee Time Loyalist Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a tee time loyalist? Whether they’re teeing off at dawn or enjoying plenty of weekend rounds, find something that celebrates their unwavering love for golf. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, playful pillows, and eye-catching prints, our collection is designed to bring a smile and add charm to their favorite pastime.
Do you want to win the game or my business?
The Amateur Golfer
'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'
Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!
'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'
"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"
'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'
'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)
'You're away, Doc!'
Golfers lost on the road
'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'
Golf
'What a divot?'
'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'
'Did you see a ball come this way?'
A man holding a golf club eying up his shot
'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'
'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'
"Mind if we play through?"
"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"
Golfer couple just married
King of the Swingers.
"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"
"Fore!"
"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"
'I need a continuance, your Honor.'
Reality Football
'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'
'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'
Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don
Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club
Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.
Good luck making this shot.
Two men view mushroom cloud 'Oh,damn...well,I suppose that means no play after tea'
Tee Time Loyalist Gifts Collection
Tee Time Loyalist Mugs
Explore our collection of golf-themed mugs and find the perfect gift for the tee time loyalist in your life.
Tee Time Loyalist Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring golf-inspired designs, ideal for tee time enthusiasts to lounge in style.
Tee Time Loyalist Prints
Browse our vibrant prints perfect for decorating any space and celebrating their passion for golf.
Tee Time Loyalist T-Shirts
Check out our fun and stylish t-shirts designed for golf lovers and tee time loyalists alike.