Tee Time Taker Gifts

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Golf lessons

The Amateur Golfer

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'What a divot?'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

King of the Swingers.

Golfer couple just married

"Mind if we play through?"

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

"Fore!"

'I need a continuance, your Honor.'

'Gentlemen, today's meeting will be short, so I'll get right to the point.'

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'

'That's quite an offset on your driver. Is that a new design?' 'No, it's an old design from beating it into the ground after years of lousy drives.'

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

A Golfers In and Out Tray