Golf
Tee Time Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift for your tee time guru? Discover a selection of creative, humorous items that golf lovers will cherish. From playful mugs to stylish t-shirts, pillows, and prints, our collection is designed to delight anyone passionate about the game. Whether they're teeing off at dawn or relaxing after a round, these products add a personal touch to their golf obsession.
Do you want to win the game or my business?
The Amateur Golfer
'He lived and died for golf.'
'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'
Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!
'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'
"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"
'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'
'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)
'You're away, Doc!'
Golfers lost on the road
'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'
Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.
Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!
'Did you see a ball come this way?'
A man holding a golf club eying up his shot
There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.
"Mind if we play through?"
King of the Swingers.
Golfer couple just married
"Hmm, that's interesting, but can you ask the voices in your head to zip it till I hear the score?"
I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!
"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."
"Fore!"
"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"
'I need a continuance, your Honor.'
A Golfers In and Out Tray
'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'
"Well that's the first time I've ever seen a divot in one."
Good luck making this shot.
He lived and died for golf.
Don't Drink and Putt - or even try to putt.
A man playing golf.
'I tried spending more time with my family, but they all couldn't fit in the golf cart.'
Tee Time Guru Gifts Collection
Tee Time Guru Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for tee time enthusiasts. Find a humorous or personalized design that makes their morning coffee or tea special.
Tee Time Guru Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with golf-inspired designs. Great for creating a golf-themed nook or adding humor to their living space.
Tee Time Guru Prints
Browse our art prints, perfect for decorating a golf enthusiast’s home or office with witty and attractive designs.
Tee Time Guru T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts designed for golf lovers. Fun, stylish, and perfect for teeing off or relaxing after a round.