Tee Time Guru Prints

Golf

Do you want to win the game or my business?

The Amateur Golfer

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'You're away, Doc!'

Golfers lost on the road

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

"Mind if we play through?"

King of the Swingers.

Golfer couple just married

"Hmm, that's interesting, but can you ask the voices in your head to zip it till I hear the score?"

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."

"Fore!"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'I need a continuance, your Honor.'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

"Well that's the first time I've ever seen a divot in one."

Good luck making this shot.

He lived and died for golf.

Don't Drink and Putt - or even try to putt.

A man playing golf.

'I tried spending more time with my family, but they all couldn't fit in the golf cart.'