Tee Time Enthusiast Prints

"How's my driving?"

'You're away, Doc!'

Don't Drink and Putt - or even try to putt.

'So did she mind you coming out today, or not?'

'Unless we get better - we'll have to start earlier.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Fore!"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

The Amateur Golfer

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

Relaxing on a sofa

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Thank you for the wedding present.

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Golf

How cats see their home

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

Time for tea

computer trick with teapot and cup

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Announcement at teatime

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'