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"How's my driving?"

'You're away, Doc!'

Don't Drink and Putt - or even try to putt.

'So did she mind you coming out today, or not?'

'Unless we get better - we'll have to start earlier.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Fore!"

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

The Amateur Golfer

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

Relaxing on a sofa

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Thank you for the wedding present.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Golf

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

How cats see their home

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

Time for tea

computer trick with teapot and cup

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Announcement at teatime

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot