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"Fred is worse than Attila the Hun, but I can live with that."

"No, but maybe if you came with us the wizard would give you 50p for a cup of tea!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"Hipsters"

You've Had Enough!

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Things are looking up!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Teapot

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'