Tea Time Lovers T-Shirts

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Tea of Love

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

Mrs. Gamp makes tea