Tee-off Enthusiast Prints

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'You're away, Doc!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

My Gay Son Never Calls

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Thanks God!

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"Mother, please!"

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'World Popularity of Golf'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Fore!"

Fish golfing.

"That's better, Princess. Now let's go to the beach so I can meet your new boyfriend!"

'I'm with stupi. . . um, I mean my beautiful wife.'

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

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