Tee Time Troublemaker Prints

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golf lessons

The Amateur Golfer

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'What a divot?'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

King of the Swingers.

Golfer couple just married

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

"Fore!"

'I need a continuance, your Honor.'

'Gentlemen, today's meeting will be short, so I'll get right to the point.'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

'That's quite an offset on your driver. Is that a new design?' 'No, it's an old design from beating it into the ground after years of lousy drives.'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.