Tee-time Team Gifts

Golfer couple just married

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Golf lessons

'He lived and died for golf.'

The Amateur Golfer

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'What a divot?'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

King of the Swingers.

"Mind if we play through?"

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Teapot and teacup

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."

'I need a continuance, your Honor.'

'Gentlemen, today's meeting will be short, so I'll get right to the point.'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'

'That's quite an offset on your driver. Is that a new design?' 'No, it's an old design from beating it into the ground after years of lousy drives.'

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.