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There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Golf lessons

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'You're away, Doc!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golf

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'What a divot?'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"I bet I'm the first one here."

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Mind if we play through?"

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Golfer couple just married

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Fore!"

'I need a continuance, your Honor.'

'Gentlemen, today's meeting will be short, so I'll get right to the point.'

'Don't you think you're carrying this 'oversized' thing a bit too far?'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'

'That's quite an offset on your driver. Is that a new design?' 'No, it's an old design from beating it into the ground after years of lousy drives.'

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.