Tee Titan Gifts

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Sisyphus during Covid

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'He lived and died for golf.'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Table tennis.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Football.

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Stop the big guy!

Modern Studying

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

"Great waves to day, dude!"

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

'Big tissue?'

Dibs!

'It's a privilege. Not everyone is fortunate enough to make my team, but those who do are proud to wear the brand.'