Tent Titan Gifts

'I bought the biggest tent on the market. It's a man thing.'

"He likes it."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

Modern Studying

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Workmen Lifting.

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

'I hardly slept a wink last night because of those noisy buggers in the tent upstairs!'

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"Great waves to day, dude!"

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

"A door can never have too many hinges."

'Big tissue?'