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'I bought the biggest tent on the market. It's a man thing.'

"He likes it."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

Yay! We're going CAMPING!!

Modern Studying

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Workmen Lifting.

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

'I hardly slept a wink last night because of those noisy buggers in the tent upstairs!'

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

"Great waves to day, dude!"

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"A door can never have too many hinges."