Treadmill Titan T-Shirts

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Sisyphus during Covid

Dog Walking Services

"OK, ready to go again?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Robber on treadmill

Table tennis.

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Football.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Executive fitness.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Stop the big guy!

'Welcome to the rat race.'

Congratulations for male runner

Modern Studying

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

Tred carefully mill.

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Workmen Lifting.

Running machine with pothole.

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Michael Schumacher

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Spinout!'

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."