Toilet Titan T-Shirts

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Fly fishing.

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

The household cavalry

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Cleaning Lockers.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

Portalouvre

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

Bedtime Of The Gods

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

'Welcome to the rat race.'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Modern Studying

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Workmen Lifting.

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

'Holy shit!'