Tidy-up Titan T-Shirts

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

Let's get organized

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

Cleaning Lockers.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Desert Island Raking

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Stop the big guy!

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

Workmen Lifting.

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."