Tidy-up Titan T-Shirts

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

Let's get organized

Maybe clean out your wallet

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

Cleaning Lockers.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

The Movers - Decluttering

Stop the big guy!

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Desert Island Raking

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'This closet needs digitized.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Clearing Away Christmas

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

Workmen Lifting.

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'