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"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

The household cavalry

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Environmental Conscience

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Cleaning Lockers.

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

Stop the big guy!

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'

Minimalist Japanese junk shop