Toast Titan T-Shirts

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Addiction to mobile.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"What would you serve with toast?"

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

Cattle Grid Toast

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

'Hot indeed.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Long term I like tech and the financial sector. Short term I like a toasted bagel and gourmet coffee.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."