Tech And Toast Fan T-Shirts

'Long term I like tech and the financial sector. Short term I like a toasted bagel and gourmet coffee.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Elfie Stick

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Time Machine Collision

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Drive in movies.

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"It appears you have a virus."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"What would you serve with toast?"

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

Cattle Grid Toast

'Hot indeed.'