Champagne Toast Fan T-Shirts

"I'm perfectly aware that I'm only a character in a cartoon, but in all honesty I'm happy with that."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Non-Humble Pie.

Prosecco

'How would you like your toast?'

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

With Compliments

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Champagne

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"A votre sante!"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Wine at the Bar

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Cake Walk.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

The Waiter

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."