Champagne Toast Fan Gifts

"I'm perfectly aware that I'm only a character in a cartoon, but in all honesty I'm happy with that."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Prosecco

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Non-Humble Pie.

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

With Compliments

'How would you like your toast?'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Champagne

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Wine at the Bar

"A votre sante!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Cake Walk.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

The Waiter

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.