Pancake Fan Gifts

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

'What's that?' - 'If they rise they're scones, if they not they're pancakes.'

What this pie chart makes people hungry for...

The Fourth Little Pig

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Is that pancake ready yet?

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Non-Humble Pie.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Happy St Pancakes Day

Time for pancakes!

"Do you want fries with that?"

Cake Walk.

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

"Nice ceiling. Is it stucco?"

'Net to catch pancake.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"