Pancake Pun Lover Gifts

Bob's decision to replace the sales team with hotcakes really paid off.

'I call that check my 'Pancake Special'.'

The Fourth Little Pig

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Is that pancake ready yet?

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"A little lamb please."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Happy St Pancakes Day

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Time for pancakes!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head