Peanut Pun Lover Gifts

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Snoopy with Laptop

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Table Of The Elephants

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

"No religious nuts!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

For the Love of Peanut Butter

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

Food Science Lab. There's jealousy among the peanut butter molecules. "Smooth" does out all the time and "chunky" can't get a date.

"It's like as soon as we got married the man became so stupid we can't even remember how to slap some peanut butter on a cracker."