Pancake Pun Lover Pillows

Bob's decision to replace the sales team with hotcakes really paid off.

'I call that check my 'Pancake Special'.'

The Fourth Little Pig

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Is that pancake ready yet?

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Happy St Pancakes Day

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"A little lamb please."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Time for pancakes!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head