Pastry Pun Lover Pillows

The Baking Sirens

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Pastries and Candy

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Coffee shop

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Parisian man eating pastries

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

"A little lamb please."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"George often brings his work home with him."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Onion Guillotine