Pastry Pun Lover Pillows

The Baking Sirens

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

Pastries and Candy

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Coffee shop

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Parisian man eating pastries

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"A little lamb please."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"George often brings his work home with him."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Octopi a la mode.

Dateline - Caf