Bread Pun Enthusiast Pillows

Roll Playing Game

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Doughboy Dad

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

A Creature WAS Stirring

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"A little lamb please."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

Onion Guillotine

Come dine with me!

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Accept cookies?

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"