Bread Pun Enthusiast Prints

Roll Playing Game

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Doughboy Dad

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

A Creature WAS Stirring

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"A little lamb please."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Onion Guillotine

Come dine with me!

Octopi a la mode.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

Accept cookies?

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."