Food Pun Lover Prints

"I died in Buffalo."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Won-ton disregard for the law.

NOW WITH ADDED PURPOSE!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'What fish make the best sandwich?' 'A peanut butter and jellyfish'

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

Pickled beets.

"You were with her again, weren't you?"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Cheeses Christ

Have you tried this? It spreads really easily.

'I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve Frankenstein food here.'

'Oh, sorry...so you ordered a steak sandwich?'

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

Sausage Guillotine

Gastrique Bypass

"Hey! my chili is chilly!"

"My dad's tears? Oh, they're real alright: he's cutting onions..."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

Mange tout or man get out

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'He specializes in chicken dishes.'

Rare, but not endangered.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'It tastes like ..... well, chicken.'

Octopi a la mode.

Fruit fly small talk: 'We're getting too much sugar. Let's switch to vegetables.'

Chip clip. (Mr Potato Head is having surgery and the surgeon is asking for a chip clip).

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Liver & Bunions. It's not a misprint --- Ernie stepped on the liver this morning.

Diner. Your toast is dripping! Sorry, it's my error of margarine.

"A little lamb please."

"Here comes Bob - and remember, he's sesitive about the cooking shrinkage."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."