Food Puns Enthusiast Pillows

"I thought you liked bubble and squeak?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lockdown casserole

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'Shuck me.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"A little lamb please."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

Murderous Chef

Octopi a la mode.

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Onion Guillotine

Pickled beets.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'