Food Pun Lovers Pillows

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'

"And this is Kabob."

"So, tin cans and just general garbage and stuff. Do we want any appetizers?"

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Shuck me.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"A little lamb please."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Onion Guillotine

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Pickled beets.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Guac-A-Mole"

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

Gastrique Bypass

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."