Food Pun Fanatics Pillows

Baby Cheeses.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Shuck me.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"A little lamb please."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Octopi a la mode.

Onion Guillotine

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Pickled beets.

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"Guac-A-Mole"

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"You're losing your everything."

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

Gastrique Bypass

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"