
"You better not be cheating on our Atkins diet buster!"
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"You better not be cheating on our Atkins diet buster!"
'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'
"And this is Kabob."
"So, tin cans and just general garbage and stuff. Do we want any appetizers?"
"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"
"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."
"Mr. Peanut is dead at the age of 104."
Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'
"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"
'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."
'Shuck me.'
"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."
"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."
'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'
"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."
"A little lamb please."
"This IS a chicken fried steak!"
"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"
You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!
Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Octopi a la mode.
I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.
"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."
Onion Guillotine
ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.
Pickled beets.
"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."
(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)
"I'm going to start with the antipasta."
"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."
"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"
"I like a diet rich in surfers."
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