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"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Filet minion

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Shuck me.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"A little lamb please."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Onion Guillotine

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Pickled beets.

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"

"Guac-A-Mole"

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

'So this is a kitchen!'