Food Pun Fan Gifts

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road...to get to the sunny side.

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Shuck me.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"A little lamb please."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

Onion Guillotine

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Octopi a la mode.

'He's cured.'

Pickled beets.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

"The other waiters just spit in the food of rude customers, not in their faces!"