Foodie Pun Enthusiast Gifts

"Small Caesar salad?"

"Crunchy chicken wrap"

RIP Tommy Brown, Northern club comedian, famous catchphrase "You can't beat a good fry-up."

Wordplay: Gastronomy.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lockdown casserole

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'Shuck me.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"A little lamb please."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Octopi a la mode.

Murderous Chef

Onion Guillotine

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Pickled beets.

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Guac-A-Mole"