Culinary Pun Enthusiast Gifts

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"A little lamb please."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Octopi a la mode.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Onion Guillotine

Pickled beets.

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

"Guac-A-Mole"

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.