Culinary Pun Lover Gifts

"Explain something to me. Are 'boned' and 'deboned' the same thing?"

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"A little lamb please."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Onion Guillotine

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Pickled beets.

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

"Guac-A-Mole"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

Gastrique Bypass