Kitchen Pun Enthusiast Gifts

"Take up your bed and Wok."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"A little lamb please."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Onion Guillotine

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

Octopi a la mode.

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Too much salt!'

Pickled beets.

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

Flatware Follies.

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"